~b~Chan~w~~n~Man, Huang, I'm on top of the world. I just banged an incredible set of twins. One girl, one boy.
~b~Chan~w~~n~And I've scored some incredible ketamine, and also, business is going great.
~b~Chan~w~~n~I'm really focused on it. I'm a fucking natural. I've more territory, businesses and power than ever.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Yeah, some of that territory was my uncle's.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Hey, Huang, seriously - No hard feelings. It was all going to belong to me soon enough anyway
~b~Chan~w~~n~and you and me - we're like brothers, only better, because if I meet your mother, I can sleep with her ...
~b~Chan~w~~n~but if we were real brothers, I couldn't, because she wouldn't let me.
~b~Chan~w~~n~How about I make it up to you?
~y~Huang~w~~n~Make what up? Ruining my uncle's power base, or sleeping with my mother.
~b~Chan~w~~n~I never slept with your mother. I haven't met her. Oh, you're joking. Great! Listen ...
~b~Chan~w~~n~I took this amazing speedboat from those idiot Spanish Lords. If you can catch me, it's yours.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Come on, let's party like we're on TV!
~y~Huang~w~~n~This guy is ridiculous.
~b~Chan~w~~n~Those pesky Spanish Lords must have sabotaged this thing before I took it.
~y~Huang~w~~n~Who the fuck says 'pesky'? Come on, swim over to me.
~b~Chan~w~~n~...I can't swim!
~r~Radio~w~~n~zzsch ...We're coming for you Chan. Just wait right there, homeboy... zzsch
~b~Chan~w~~n~Oh fuck! Those bastards are after me!
~b~Chan~w~~n~Take care of those morons, Huang! ...I'll radio for back up and look moody over here.
